The Gospel According To Tony Day

The Gospel according to Tony Day
The Gospel according to Tony Day
The Gospel according to Tony Day
If I find a girl he'll take her away
Rotten Tony!

The Gospel according to Brendan O'Lear
The Gospel according to Brendan O'Lear
The Gospel according to Brendan O'Lear
If I buy him a Scotch, he'll buy me a beer
Tight fist, friends

The Gospel according to Pat Hewitt
The Gospel according to Pat Hewitt
The Gospel according to Pat Hewitt
If it's written on a sweater then I'd better not, you do it

Ah
Got to, got to

Your mind, blow it
Blow it

The Gospel according to Marianne Brent
The Gospel according to Marianne Brent
The Gospel according to Marianne Brent
She'll be mine if I pay the rent
Good old Marianne, who needs friends, oh

Waste o' fucking time, take a look at my life and you'll see
Take a quick, butchers
Rotten Harry down the hall,
Wouldn't give you tuppence for him